- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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