Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

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A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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