- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Can anyone Lenin money?

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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