- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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