- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

jews

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

A pope meets another one

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

your life

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Eric is gay Ha

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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