What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

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A man went skydiving and tragically died.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

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PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

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What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

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Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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