- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What do u call a cripple Biv

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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