- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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