- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

What's long and black The unemployment line

Hey how is your wife and my kids

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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