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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

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