what do you call a black chef glendon

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

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whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

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What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

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Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

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For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

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Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

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A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

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What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

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