- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

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