- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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