- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

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