Roses are shitty Violets are bitches I'm fat.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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A white player in the NBA. Wait...

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

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"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

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i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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Whats worse than a joke? This

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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