When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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hello anomonous

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Anti Joke

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