Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

what do you call your mama at the gas station

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

whats hairy and crys your mom

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

binladin walks into the american seals

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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