A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

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Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

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American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

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How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day"

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What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

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Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

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Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

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Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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