- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

If you have a stroke, call 000

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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