Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

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knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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