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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

All of these jokes are about white people

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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