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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

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