Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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