- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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