Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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