How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

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What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

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What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

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What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

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So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

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How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

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what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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