- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

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