Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

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whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

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OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

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Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

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why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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