- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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