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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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