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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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