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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

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