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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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