- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

Knock, Knock Come in

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

What's the new green? Green

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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