- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

The duck didn't cross the road.

Albert your flies undone.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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