Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

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What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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