- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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