Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

What's long and black? A long and black object.

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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