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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Good job, son.

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.