whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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