The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

What is the name of the car? What

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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