man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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