- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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