- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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