- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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