a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

What did John name his dog? Doggy

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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