A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Homosexualism is so gay man

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

4 hours later.

A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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