Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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I am a mime

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Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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