Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

A guy walks into a bar

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Tucker Rivera

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

Poker? I barely even know her.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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