- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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