What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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So FDR walks into a bar.

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

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What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

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What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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