What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

So a bar walks into a man...

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

there once was a chicken it was yellow

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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