A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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Whats 1+1? window!

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

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The Labour Party.

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Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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