- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Why is this joke funny It isn't

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

How do you scare a black man? You dont

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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