- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

A hill billy went fishing

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

A house comes around the corner.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

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