- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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