A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

God is real.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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