What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Hej Erik och Leo!!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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