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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

Guest what in the butt

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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