- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

Chick Norris... Enough said

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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