an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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Dwarf Shortage

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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