- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are white people white? I don't know

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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