- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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