Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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Nobody cares maddie!

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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