What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

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What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

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If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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Anti Joke

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