What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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