- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

Weaner

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

richard is fag

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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