- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

Golf.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Jordan is pregant

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

I am a mime

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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