knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Obama lin Baden.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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