HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

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Q. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman? A. Cause you have to hollow out it's head! A blonde walked into a doctor's office with two burnt ears. The doctor asked her, "What happened to your ear?" The blonde replied, "I was ironing and the phone rang, so instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and put it to my ear. Still not satisfied, the doctor asked, "Well, what happened to the other ear?" "The sucker called again!"

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I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

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