- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Jimmy Saville

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

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