- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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