What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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