Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

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your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

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Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

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How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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