Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Charlie Sheen is winning

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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