- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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