What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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I asked her where you were.

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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Jovan

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

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well use a tissue!

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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dat shoe shine tho

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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