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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

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