Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

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Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

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what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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BTW ANders she is gone, read below, seriously! And your mother is ugly, but she is so kind to me, so ill be nice to her too... Seducing a LONE WIDOW ME 32 years she... 180 and always blushing around me? Thats gonna be hard... No seriously, I kissed her on the cheek the other day, she moaned... And she aint that old... looks like a old 40 year old. ANDERS! AAAANDEERS! CHATTERTON!!! Anyway, tell your mom, that way Ill just need to enter, kill you, and you know... make her feel like she is ... 77 again? Nah she is ahornbag so she must be younger, wont kiss her on those lips though ANDERSSSss because she smokes, the others? Sure, Ill take a pic of her squirting! From the guy that taught you how to make any woman squirt... YOu fucking asshole!

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What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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