- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

I think everybody should have a penis.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

why did the black guy die? cancer

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