A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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What is life? Paul.

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

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What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

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knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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