- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

knock knock whos there open open who the door

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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