Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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