There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

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A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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