- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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