- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Knock knock. Get out!!

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