- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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