- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Knock knock. Get out!!

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

nothing

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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