Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

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"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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Knock Knock. Doors open

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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