What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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What's funnier than 24? 9/11

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chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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