- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

someone called someone else a frog

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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