- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

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