- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Tilt your screen back .

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

The Ohio State Buckeyes

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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