- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

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