What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

A man walks into a bar

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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