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why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

Adam Chebali is awesome

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Colin is gay but toasters are not

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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