- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Eric is gay Ha

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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