Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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An anti-joke

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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YEAH! LIKE RELLEZ! XD Anyway, sure, it depends, you don't get voted as the most pointless man on Horse-head network without working some for it, but if really weird comments impress you, then sure. Honestly though, I might have been flexing my show off muscles a bit more than usual, as in posting more stupid stuff than usual, BUT, that is because when a MAN meets a sexy WOMAN, yet another one than his WIFE, his already boiling testosterone burns with flames... ...And yeah, where where we again? Oh yeah, you acting a bit bimbo, and me going "RELLEZ" just to make you aware... Then added this.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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Whats two plus two Four!

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

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Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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Anti Joke

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