Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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this website is a bad joke

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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