- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

bite me

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

knock knock who's there? your destiny

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