- Anti Joke

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

Dead girls can't say no.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.