- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

Knock Knock.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

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