- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

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