- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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