- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

My spelling is horrible

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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