- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Good job, son.

here's a joke... the american education society

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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