- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

I'm Andrew Schmitt

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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