- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

How old are you? 7

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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