- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

Women's rights

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

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