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Why'd the bird in Ohio fall out of its nest? There was a squirrel that was eaten by a large eagle. The eagle then flew to Ohio and died. Then, a large dog grabbed the Eagles corpse and brought it to his owner. The owner then decided to have it for dinner. Inside the eagle, he found the squirrels bones. He put the bones in a catapult, and sent them flying. The bones hit a car and the car slipped off the road and into a river. Then, a whale put the car on its back and swam to the shore. At the shore, the whale got stranded and sadly died. Crabs surrounded the whale and ate it. One crab then ran away and up a tree. It found a stapler and a rubber dinosaur mask and gave it to a chipmunk. The chipmunk climbed up the tree, stapled nuts into the birds eyes and stapled the rubber dinosaur mask to its face, the bird got scared, and then all of the sudden the chipmunk stapled itself to the birds back. The birds family then came and shoved the two out of the tree because they hated chipmunks, and their son Timmy the bird was a disappointment. The bird and the chipmunk fell and died. That is why the bird fell.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

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Joe is a negotiator. When joe sees someone in trouble, he tries to help them out of it by talking. Joe failed to talk to Osama bin laden correctly. Joe is no longer living in this world. Joe drank his sorrows away and died from the alcohol in his body. Osama is completely unrelated to this, his family died in a car crash.

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how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Barack Obama.

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

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What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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if you don't like this you're gay

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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