a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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your skull would make a nice pen holder

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

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A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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