What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

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What is green and slow Grass.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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What page are you on The gay page.

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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