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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

roses are red violets should be purple

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

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