- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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