- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Beka has AIDS

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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