Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Nobody cares maddie!

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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