Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

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There was a little boy (Jewish edition) Saten: Look father, my silk vestments make me look so much more fabulous than you! Gad: Oh! Hawt sweetie! But not as pretty as my dress... Err I mean "silks"... Anyway you are no longer my son! Which means we can do you know what ;) Saten: Hmpf! I am feel disappoint in of your dress! Gad: ITS SILKS! just *basically* a dress... Oh my gawd! You refuse to give it to your "daddy" ;) You are losar ant not gonna get to hang around this club anymore! Saten: OMFG you are so enrage! You are liek not classy or flamboyant at all anymore, sorry pimp "daddy" :/ Imma leavin! And btw Adam my secret lover has such a bigger wienersnitzel anyways, and he is totally eating my fruits if you know what I mean ;) Gad: Oh me so jelez I am completelay going to panish him! I am throwing him out of Paradise and he will only be abley to get children with women now, lulz I am liek so evel. Saten: OMG WEMEN! UR LIEK ZO EVEL! What u goin to do next huh? Forbid Sodomy? Omg tat would be so mean :(... Moral: "NEVER WEAR A FINER SILKS THAN GAD!"...Well, it starts with two flamboyant faggots fighting over who has the "prettiest silk vestments" (basically dresses)... The rest kinda kinda figures.

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Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

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Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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