- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

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