I dunno, I dont grade love, I want to see you, touch you, bang you (sorry for not having the guts to use a nicer word, but I am tired and that is what I have in me now) And while that makes me sound like some hippy, I am very fucking picky about who I spend time with, and when. And I got no male friends, waste of time, why spend time with guys when I can spend time with chicks. Excuse me, just need my meds, speaking of sincerity, yeah I use medications, wont tell you what, but its well, not for my "mental disorders" I was born crazy, and I am going to die like I live: INSANE.

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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civil rights

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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read this sentence again.

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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