- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

hers a joke... japanese people

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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