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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Pain Olympics.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

A man walks up to a girl and says "Hello there" The girl doesn't respond because she has been deaf and blind for her entire life and doesn't know he is there. Potatoes.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

There was once a man who went to the store and walked across a bridge and bought toothpaste and yelled at a hobo and went home and took a nap and then he went back to the park where he talked to an english teacher who told him not to use run-on sentences or she would slap him with a fish.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

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