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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

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