- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Chris Bosh's neck

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

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