What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

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What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

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The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

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Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

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Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

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What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

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It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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