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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

One time i was sitting down

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

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