- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

What's long and black? A long and black object.

How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

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