Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

what do you call your mama at the gas station

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

Yellow People !!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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