roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

A drunk guy walks into a car

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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