- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

will you like this joke my sources say no

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

Micheal Curran...that is all.

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

What is black and has no education A tire.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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