Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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(warning- this is sort of funny) A mom takes her son to cvs to pick up her pills. Son- Mom whats a pharmacists? Mom- well sweetie its a person who sells people drugs Monday Morning Teacher- Class, did you learn anything over the weekend? Son- Yah, i learned that my mommy has been taking me with her every week, to a person who sells drugs Later that week Teacher- Yes, hi, um your son has told me that you take him to buy drugs with you, i may have to call social services Mom- what? this is a misunderstanding, i go to a pharmacists to buy drugs. That evening Mom-what did you tell your teacher at school Son- you've been telling me that i go with you to buy drugs Mom- baby i need pills, well, because, im sick. Son- ohhhhhhhhhhhh ok At school Teacher- Billy ive called s.s on your mom, u will be living with foster parents Son- ohhhhhhhhhhhh ok Evening Police- ?Ms. Thackery, is this your student. Teacher- Yes Police- His mom has tradgicly died in a pool of tears after finding out YOU called s.s Mom- what? omg. DAMN Police- Im afraid u r under arrest for the cause of his mothers death Class- yayyyyyyy wooo hooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Billy Billy Billy Billy. hip hip hooray Teacher- Damn Son- mommy? Police- ur mommy's dead, sucks right sooooooo here's a box and ten bucks......... go live your life

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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womens rights

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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Whats funny? Your face.

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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