- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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