So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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Eric went for a poo in the public toilets. After he finished, he realised that there was no toilet roll. So he had to just pull up his pants and put up with his sshitty arse for the rest of the day. Unfortunately, he was in a board meeting and when he went in he stank of shit and it was a very uncomfortable feeling.

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

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What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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