- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

why is this joke funny because your laughing

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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Anti Jokes = Drained

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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