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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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