- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

steven hawking walks into a bar

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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