- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

Women's rights.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

This is the concept of anti-joke.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

A dancer walks into a barre

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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