- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

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