Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

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read this sentence again.

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Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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