- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

._____________________. Whale!

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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