- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

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