What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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