What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

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person 1: Do you have a christmas necklace I could borrow for a party? person 2: I have a one with a leprechaun.

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Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

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What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

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You: That was awful. Me: You know what else is awful? You: What? Me: This joke.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Whats the leading cause of death Life.

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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