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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

So these two girls have a cup .

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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