what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Peas

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

steven hawking walks into a bar

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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