Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

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Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

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Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

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Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

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:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

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What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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