Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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There's a football player who walks into a bar and sees a gay guy. The gay guy says, "So you're a football player, right?" The football player says, "Yes." The gay guy says, "I have a game of football myself. It's called fart football. It's where you drink a mug of beer in less than five seconds and then you drop your pants and fart for the extra point." The gay guy goes first. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds and farts. The football player goes. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds then he drops his pants and before he farts, the gay guy says, "BLOCK THAT KICK! BLOCK THAT KICK!"

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Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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Turkey Balls

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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Anti Joke

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