- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

this website is a bad joke

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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