What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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What page are you on The gay page.

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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every cloud has a silver lining

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have Somthing To tell you F*** You

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What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

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Anti Joke

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