- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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