- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

So FDR walks into a bar.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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