What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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