- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

NEVER

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

what's funny about war? nothing!

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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