- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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