- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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