A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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