- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

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