There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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