What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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