What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

all these jokes are horrible now

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Women.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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