How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

Roses are red, yup.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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