Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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