Before Marriage: Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don't even think about it. Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of Course. Always have and always will. Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: Never. Why are you even asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get. Girl: Will you hit me? Boy: Hell no. Are you crazy? Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yes. Girl: Darling! After Marriage: (Read from bottom to top)

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Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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Chlamydia

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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