How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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What if I told you.....potatoe

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

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What did the man say to his doctor?

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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