So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

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