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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Half life 3 confirmed

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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