whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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