- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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