- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

If you just read this, You're dead.

There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

Double-whammy

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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