- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

what are you mike bibby?

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

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