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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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