Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

What are annoying? Ads.

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

were at work systems r down

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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