- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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