Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

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Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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