So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Physics. Why did Tommy fall of his bike? He was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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