A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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