- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

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