- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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