why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

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First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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a irish man walks past a bar

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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