- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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