Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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No your aunties a joke

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

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A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

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Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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knock knock whos there open open who the door

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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