why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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Women's Rights.

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

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Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

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Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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