Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

You are joking right?

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

batman farted so hes retarded

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Anti Joke

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