What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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Chlamydia

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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