Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

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Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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