Before Marriage: Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don't even think about it. Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of Course. Always have and always will. Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: Never. Why are you even asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get. Girl: Will you hit me? Boy: Hell no. Are you crazy? Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yes. Girl: Darling! After Marriage: (Read from bottom to top)

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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Gay republicans

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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