- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

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