Pick a number between 2 and 8. Now multiply that number by 9. Now add the 2 digits of that answer together. (example 18 is 1+8) Now subtract that answer number by 5. Now choose the letter below that corresponds to that answer. 1 = A 2 = B 3 = C 4 = D 5 = E 6 = F Now pick a country that starts with that letter. Now pick an animal where the first letter of the animals name is the last letter of the country's name. Now think of a color where the first letter of the colors name is the last letter of the animals name. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Are you thinking of an orange kangaroo from Denmark?

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Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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kieran is a homosexual

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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