Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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How will the world end? That information is unknown

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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