- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

Yellow People !!

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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