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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

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