- Anti Joke

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

White men's rights

The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner