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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

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