- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Men's rights

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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