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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Who does creatine? James Cornish

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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