- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Eric is gay Ha

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

your life

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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