whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

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Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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