- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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