A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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There were three men in a race: Crap, Manners, and Shut Up. During the race, Crap fell and Manners stopped to pick him up, Shut Up kept on speeding. The police stopped him. Here is there converstation: Police 1: Whats your name? Shut Up: Shut Up Police 2: Wheres your manners? Shut Up: Back there picking up crap.

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what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

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"What's long, black, and smelly?" "The unemployment line." Upon hearing his boss tell this joke, the accountant files a complaint with human resources and the boss must attend several work training classes to develop a better sense of racial awareness and compassion. The workplace soon becomes a much less threatening environment for all people.

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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