- Anti Joke

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

your life

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Eric is gay Ha

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.