- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Guest what in the butt

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

whats white jizz

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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