- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

I'm tired.

* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

what do you call a black woman pregnant with twins? A woman who has a loving husband who she wanted to have children with so when they had sex, 2 of his sperm fertilized the egg so now she gets to raise two children which she is looking forward to, but she also knows it will be alot of work.

Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

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