You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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