Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

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Canadians

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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