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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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