- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

I'm Andrew Schmitt

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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