what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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Massie is a fatass

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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