- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

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