- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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