roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

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Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Ms Leong Sux

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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GAWS SI EKOJITNA

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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