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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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