- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

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