- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

guess what? bannanas

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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