- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

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What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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