How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. okay? Why did the chicken cross the road? why? because its motor skills allowed it to cross. dude, seriously? What did Jimmy's grandmother get him for Christmas? What?. Nothing she died two years ago. that's horrible. When did she die? On his birthday. Dude, stop! Wait how did she die? Fine, How? She was driving down the road and swerved to miss a chicken. oh. And what did she hit? UGGG What? Thankfully not me. because I wasn't the tree. :0 oooooooooooooh

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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