What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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I'm hungry.

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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A car walks into a bar.

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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