Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

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Im about to rewrite History....... History

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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Your big dick.

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

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Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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