- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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