Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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An Australian man walking in Manhattan is approached by another man who pulls out a switchblade and says, "give me your wallet or I'll stab you with this knife!" The Australian man hands over his wallet. A nearby police officer witnesses this the last moment of the mugging, arrests the criminal and returns the Australian's belongings.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

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three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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Im taking a shit right now.

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Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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A dog was barking at a tree

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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