Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

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What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

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Pilot: We need to lighten the load of this plane Italian: I'll throw out these pizzas, there are too many of them in my country Mexican: I will throw out these tacos, there are just too many of them in my country The american stares in horror at the two men, the pizza and tacos were their only food and they were lost in the Himalayas.

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What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

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nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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