Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

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12 in general

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Donald Trump

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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