- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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