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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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