- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

How old are you? 7

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Camerons hair is Curly..

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

roses are red poo is poo

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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