- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

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