- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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