- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Get on the boat.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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