- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

I'm so punny.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Jesus Christ

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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