- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??