- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

Cripples are lame.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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