how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

antonio has a penis head.lol

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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