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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

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Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

penis. nuff said.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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