- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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