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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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