- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

Q. What do mummies do when they run out of toilet paper? A. Nothing - they're dead and inanimate.

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