- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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