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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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