knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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