- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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